On a blog without a name

I hate mornings, have never had one as bas Michael Moylan from Florida. Here was his morning:

• Woke up with terrible headache – suspected wife of hitting him by mistake in the night.
  
• Headache so bad he went to hospital.
  
• Had bullet removed.
  
• Began to suspect that wife tried to shoot him as he slept.
  

A start like that doesn’t bode well for the rest of the day, does it?